Christine | "Why not?"
IG : @christineleeee
ddaniamacias:

me for time travelers, by rionellichie.tumblr.com

snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous

(via happiest)

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

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2spooky4boo:

restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

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".الجيات أحسن من الرايحات
What is coming is better than what is gone."

Arabic Proverb (via lushwisdom)

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cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via repeals)

tastefullyoffensive:

"Lift me, human!"